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Residents Forced to Wear Respirators Until Further Notice
Brookes Manufacturing to Issue Respirators to Sunnyland, Lettered Street Neighborhoods
Interim measure in effect in Bellingham until July 2008
In an agreement with Northwest Clean Air Alliance and the City’s Health Department, Brookes Manufacturing will begin issuing about 1,500 respirators to residents in the Sunnyland and Lettered Streets Neighborhoods on March 1, 2008.
“It’s a compromise that residents will have to live with,” says Abe Vigodar of the Health Department. The deal came into effect after Northwest Clean Air Alliance received numerous complaints about a sweet chemical odor emitted from Brookes over the course of about two years. The source of the smell is a mixture of diesel and pentachlorophenol, used for pressure-treating wood products, according to NWCAA.
Brookes is modifying its treatment plant to eliminate the odor, a process that will take about three months according to a company press release.
“The respirators need to be worn at all times when residents are outdoors or operating motor vehicles in those neighborhoods,” says Vigodar. Health Department enforcement officers will begin issuing warnings to residents not wearing respirators after a two-week grace period. If officers make contact a second time, they have the option to issue a $210 fine.
“People need to take this seriously,” says Vigodar.
Brookes Manufacturing, located at 2220 Pacific Street, will cover the costs of the units, valued at about $25 each.
“That adds up to a lot of money, but we think it’s worth it,” says Brookes spokesman James Poluta. “They’re even kind of nifty looking.”
Sunnyland resident Dave Corothers doesn’t agree. “So we’re supposed to wear gas masks when we’re pushing our kid's strollers around?”
“We really don’t like to refer to them as gas masks. That turns it into a negative," said Poluta. "We prefer the trade name: Brookes Industrial Trademarked Corrective Health Enhancement Solution. That way when we drive around those neighborhoods and see somebody wearing one, we can say ‘look, there’s another one of our B.I.T.C.H.E’S’."
“Wait. You’re not going to print that, are you?”
Vigodar cautioned against children being outdoors when the odor is present. “The studies aren’t conclusive, but in juvenile laboratory rats, airborne exposure to this chemical mix causes sterility and extreme passivity.”
“For some residents of these neighborhoods, that would be a good thing,” said Poluta. He says he is having difficulty sourcing respirators in children’s sizes. “They just don’t make them that small. It’s probably better just to have the younger kids stay inside during odor events.”
Some residents have observed birds falling from the sky in the lower Sunnyland Neighborhood.
“What’s happening is that they’re flying through a concentrated pocket of the aerosolized chemical. Kind of like swimming through the warm spot in the swimming pool. If you don’t have your mouth open, it’s not a big deal,” says Vigodar. “The up-tick in avian deaths will end as they naturally change their migration patterns. We have great birds here. They’ll adapt.”
Brookes entered into an agreement with Bellingham High School and Options High School to not emit the chemical during school hours. The evening student presentation of “Songs for the Dark of December” was moved up two hours on December 20th to conform with scheduled emissions.
“We had to evacuate about 200 parents and kids out of the area quickly after the show, but that was the only inconvenience,” said Bellingham High School principal David Ferrie. He did note that a family of four was run over by a minivan trying to flee the school after the performance. “That driver hit the panic button. I think what this whole Brookes thing should teach people is try to have a little patience. Besides, it’s not like anyone died.”
Bellingham High soccer coach Jim Garrison says that players will likely wear the respirators during after-school practice. “I look at this as a win-win. My players will be able to run further and faster on less oxygen than opposing teams. I don’t know why we didn’t come up this earlier.”
Whatcom Transit Authority buses will still operate on arterials in the Sunnyland and Lettered Streets Neighborhoods. Four buses have been equipped with ceramic intake filters that screen out pentachlorophenol, according to WTA spokesperson Mary Brame. “Bellingham Police Department has authorized WTA to increase the speed of these buses as they pass through the neighborhoods from 25 mph to 50 mph to minimize exposure. This will necessitate ‘rolling stops’ at most locations, but we think younger riders will find this fun.”
Realtor Jim Swarthhart sees an opportunity with the odor. “People are always talking about the lack of affordable housing in Bellingham. If people can just ignore the odor - which isn’t that bad - I have a number of listings for less than $300,000 near the treatment plant. And we’ll throw in up to four bonus B.I.T.C.H.E’S for any guests you might have over.”


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This is a clear example of
This is a clear example of money over humanity, its so hard to hear that these people dont have indepence to breathe air on our beautiful planet mother Earth.
regards,
Sam - Los Angeles lawyer
You said right sam.This is
You said right sam.This is against humanity and should be stopped and let people live with freedom and comfort. regards, Dave - Los Angeles DUI Lawyer
Show your love by creating a
Show your love by creating a peaceful and loving world that we can share with everyone we cross paths with. Do not show me you love me by supporting violence and devastation of both the planet and other human beings. It just is not WORTH it.
regards,
Jaun - Tax Relief
The Smell is Gone. Long Live the Smell.
News update: After a record number of complaints to NW Clean Air and a threat of a spanking by Mayor Pike and former Mayor Asmundson, Brooks changed out the carrier oil that made the Sunnyland Stench, ending the problem.
Brooks Responds
To All those interested in this issue, please visit www.BrooksResponds.com. Please feel free to visit the site for information on what Brooks is doing to address this issue.
Brooks Manufacturing has established this site in order to engage the community in a dialogue about the odor issues in Bellingham. Please feel free to visit the site and ask questions, submit comments and tell us your thoughts. Your feedback is important to us.
We value our role in the community as a neighbor, an employer and as members of the Bellingham community. We appreciate any feedback you can give us, and we'll do our best to respond directly to individual comments and questions.
Brian Sibley, Public Relations, Brooks Manufacturing
Thanks for keeping us posted!
THANKS for updating us! Keep up the dialog folks, this is how we solve problems! :)
I could tell
I could tell it was satire when the manufacturing plant freely gave away respirators. Yeah right. That would never happen, they would just ignore the problem until 50,000 cases of cancer were diagnosed, then they would deny it has anything to do with them and make each individual person try to prove it in a court of law.
-Susan
Papergeist
thank you for sharing
thank you for sharing this.And i believe these things should be brought in to media constantly and let ask people to take action,so that these things should never happen.
regards,
MMMM, Satire.
For some reason, the refrain from Mary Poppins that goes, "a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down," is running through my head. Satire, after all, is funny, right? Funny is good. Sugar is good. Ergo, Satire should make it easier to take. Right?
What all you readers don't know yet is that the writer of this blog post got some menacing phone calls and angry interactions about this post. I believe there were even threats of legal action, if he didn't take it down.
As a brand new, heart of gold (I swear) online networking site, this made me feel very grown up. Like a first kiss, almost. Our first controversy. How exciting.
I feel the need to express my personal opinion on the matter - this is not a legal or corporate opinion, this is the opinion of me, Alyssa Royse, the altruistic soul from who's heart this whole thing initially sprang.
I like the first amendment. I like satire. And as much as I like both of those things, what I really like is the idea of creating a community in which people can speak freely about the things that matter to them. Dan H. did that. And he did it well.
Now, i also want to make clear that JUST CAUSE has 2 distinct "divisions." We have editorial content - articles - that we publish and write using our tone, our intent and that reflect who we are as a corporations. We are not likely to ever publish satire (though, maybe...) because out editorial stand is to look at innovative solutions to problems. We look at the good news, the solution, the innovations the change.
We also have a community blogging site, which is where individuals can blog and comment about the causes that matter to them. We do not endorse any of our members. They do not speak for us, and we do not speak for them.
But, we do support their right to speak. We encourage it. The voices here are as varied and diverse as they are in any city park, on any city bus, on any playground, in any restaurant. And personally, that makes me very happy. Because it isn't until we all come together that we will be able to solve the world's problems.
Satire is tough. It isn't sweet, I know that. But sometimes it paints a really clear picture of a really big problem in a way that make people understand the scope. It's a very powerful tool. I don't live in Bellingham and I am not facing this particular problem, but I do know others who do live there, and who face this problem on a daily basis. Personally, I think this was a clever way to talk about it.
But the smile on my face really goes back to when I was about 13. I've been writing since I was 4, "published" my first book at 5 (crayons and construction paper, but it was important to me) and have never NOT been writing. But when I was 13, I read A Modest Proposal by Jonathan Swift. It stirred me, deeply. It was THEN that I declared to the world that i would be a writer. It was then that i realized what power words have.
And the other thing i know is that humor only hurts when there are grains of truth in it. Psychic shrapnel.
Now, that said, let's go out and make some good news. And for goodness sake, let's keep speaking freely about it!
Dying is easy....
....humor is hard. Some famous writer was supposed to have said that.
I agree.....satire is one of the most difficult of all forms of humor to pull off. Partly, I think, because it requires a lot on the part of the reader: familiarity with the issue or idea being parodied, intelligence or experience enough to recognize something AS satire, and, in the case of someone NOT realizing they are being "had" at first, a sense of self-deprecation.
I lived in Bellingham years ago, so was familiar with some of the environmental issues there. "Abe Vigoda" was also a giveaway for someone who was a "Barney Miller" TV show fan. There were a few other fun clues as well.
Then there is the danger....sad but not surprising that this fellow suffered some undesireable fallout.
Ah, well.....thanks for including this piece....and for providing a forum for reactions.
Tom W.
www.chuckleheadnation.blogspot.com
Thanks
Thank you for your thoughts, Tom.
Glad you got the Abe Vigoda reference. My mom loved that show, and the character Fish in particular. We watched it all the time when I was a kid.
I think you are right on about satire requiring a lot on the part of the reader. Several people took it on face value, even though it was not an "official" press release, did not come from a reputable source and had absurd references like the gasmask acronym and our acquiescing spokesperson Abe.
Part of what I was doing was a commentary on a bigger issue: readers cannot take what they see on the Web at face value. When we have Web 2.0, with all of its user-generated content we have to use our thinking caps more than ever!
Thanks for checking out the blog and posting a comment.
Dan